jthages: i cant wait till christmas morning when all my rich friends post all their amazing gifts on instagram
earthnation: my heart is full of hate and swag
pastthemoonandthestars: i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet if i had to choose a sentence to describe myself this would be it
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
yourtubes: *gets 0 notes on selfie* I’m saving myself for god anyway
phlynn: not only am i not losing my virginity i think im also gaining virginity
gilbertsenpai: ridemelikevixen: gilbertsenpai: I DIDNT KNOW AMNESIA WAS SET IN PRUSSIA its because everyones dead i will actually punch you
actionfighter: no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet
fuoco-go: gendertier: gendertier: gendertier: i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? ???????? okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse. Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
nishlo: nishlo: CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT DETAILS ARE SKETCHY
ishimondo: getting a critical hit with an attack that wouldve killed the enemy anyway
Anonymous asked: How old are you? :]
goddessoftheinternet: i exaggerate like 97 thousand times an hour
YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FELL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AD YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS
how to be a "real woman": a guide
ofgeography: 1. do you identify as a woman 2. congratulations you’re a real woman
benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr has fallen david karp is dead yahoo is coming your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail. it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference: “the ministry has fallen scrimgeour is dead they are coming.”
inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.
commanderpigg: spackyhulk: commanderpigg: Wait, it’s the 22nd today, right? that means today’s Ash’s unofficial birthday! happy 27th baby :’) He’s had 27 babies? O.o maybe
orangewave: people who act like tumblr is this big unique group of people who are all in fandoms and there are 3 big special fandoms and there are vegans and hipsters who are evil and we’re on this special website that nobody else knows about
snowllux: snowllux: when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG
My favourite games to play on Tumblr are
larrysshowersthatarebritish: opening-a-shop: nowealth-noruin: serverussnape-always: Is that John Green Is it meaningful or is BBC just too cheap to buy other props Sherlock fandom u ok Can you spot the vegan Was that a hipster post or Doctor Who Is it night bloggers or just the Australians Hardmode: Is it the Australian night bloggers The new nerve wrecking Did I or did I not...
egberts: u know somethin on the internet is p funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast
pockytardis: my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
314eater: naked blogging for like 30 min after you get out of the shower
lizzlemcguizzle: i take you to the candy shop
radioheade: talking to people you dont know, mnore like
kawaii-santa-chan: kawaii-santa-chan: kawaii-santa-chan: there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a...