i cant wait till christmas morning when all my rich friends post all their amazing gifts on instagram
my heart is full of hate and swag
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
if i had to choose a sentence to describe myself this would be it
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
*gets 0 notes on selfie*
I’m saving myself for god anyway
not only am i not losing my virginity i think im also gaining virginity
no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
getting a critical hit with an attack that wouldve killed the enemy anyway