DAT INCOME TAX SWAG.


the most frustrating part about being a girl in the lotr/hobbit fandom is that your voice cant go low enough to sing the misty mountain song
BUT YOU CAN TRY
9 hours ago with 49,674 notes
i cant wait till christmas morning when all my rich friends post all their amazing gifts on instagram
9 hours ago with 18,960 notes
There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.Norway - forever the most metal country ever.
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
if i had to choose a sentence to describe myself this would be it
9 hours ago with 111,903 notes
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
9 hours ago with 48,469 notes
not only am i not losing my virginity i think im also gaining virginity
9 hours ago with 30,013 notes
I DIDNT KNOW AMNESIA WAS SET IN PRUSSIA
its because everyones dead
i will actually punch you
9 hours ago with 965 notes
no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet
9 hours ago with 72,743 notes
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
10 hours ago with 54,945 notes
CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT
DETAILS ARE SKETCHY
10 hours ago with 25,490 notes
getting a critical hit with an attack that wouldve killed the enemy anyway
10 hours ago with 2,934 notes